1 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:09,801 Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness One Almost United States History 2 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:33,450 On the night of June 17, 1972, thieves broke into the offices 3 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:35,702 of the Democratic National Committee 4 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:38,789 at the Watergate complex, in Washington, D.C. 5 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,750 The scandal became known like "Watergate" 6 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:44,586 and ended up leading to resignation of Nixon as president. 7 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,921 FOR THE NATION 8 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,841 Washington Post reporters, Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein revealed 9 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,010 the story with his dogged investigation. 10 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:56,139 But they wouldn't have succeeded without a source called "Deep Throat", 11 00:00:56,265 --> 00:01:00,519 that leaked information anonymously from a garage in D.C., 12 00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:04,188 how it was immortalized by the film All the President's Men. 13 00:01:04,772 --> 00:01:05,774 Great film. 14 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:09,236 But we also discovered that Garganta Deep had more to say 15 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,738 than Woodward and Bernstein they let it show. 16 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,019 - What state are you in? - Locked. 17 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:44,563 The investigation stalled. 18 00:01:45,896 --> 00:01:47,566 And you thought I would help? 19 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,151 I will never quote you. 20 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,988 Not even as an anonymous source. 21 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,950 You are ultra confidential. You can trust me. 22 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,370 Continue. 23 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:03,206 You can count What do you know about Watergate? 24 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,750 I heard some things. 25 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:06,752 I'm all ears. 26 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,463 Do you know Ferguson Investments? 27 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,715 It's on the fifth floor. They're going bankrupt. 28 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,469 Father and son fighting control of the company. 29 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,304 Things are ugly. 30 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:20,432 And what does that have to do with the invasion? 31 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:22,517 You mentioned the building. 32 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,978 I thought you were talking of the Watergate building. 33 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:28,315 I don't care about the building. I am talking about the Watergate scandal. 34 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,735 Nixon's re-election campaign and illegal wiretapping at the DNC 35 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,403 in the Watergate building. 36 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:34,529 Right. 37 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:41,495 I heard that G. Gordon Liddy is involved. Tell me about Liddy. 38 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:46,667 I know his daughter will take it the device next week, 39 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,043 and will buy a new bike for her. 40 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:50,921 If you used the device, 41 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,839 she would win the bike. 42 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:54,383 So what? 43 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,010 Now she doesn't even want plus the bike. 44 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,512 Want a pony. 45 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,430 And quite expensive. 46 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:04,518 - Yes, it's expensive. - I don't think it's going to happen. 47 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:08,188 Are you trying to say that it is easily manipulated? 48 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:11,775 I'm saying he doesn't want buy her a pony. 49 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,153 What does this have to do with Watergate? I don't care about Liddy's daughter. 50 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,531 You have to give me something useful. 51 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:21,034 I heard that the Haldermans They're not doing well at all. 52 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,160 Like this? 53 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:25,372 Do you know that his wife, Joanne, Do you have back problems? 54 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:28,250 - I know. - She got a masseur. 55 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,545 And let's say which is much better, 56 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,046 if you understand me. 57 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:36,383 - He's eating her. - So what? 58 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,802 Turns out he's 5'10" tall. 59 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,722 - It's a cap. - And? 60 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:46,351 She is ten centimeters taller. It's worse than the age difference. 61 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:51,106 If the man is older, nobody cares. If the woman is older, it's different. 62 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,358 This has nothing to do with Watergate. 63 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,819 I don't care about this information. I thought there was... 64 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:58,697 - You said you had information. - And I said it. 65 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,198 Didn't you find it interesting? 66 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:03,201 I need something that reveals information 67 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:07,080 about what happened at Watergate and how he connects to Nixon. 68 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,208 I'll tell you something else about G. Gordon Liddy. 69 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,418 Right. 70 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,503 The White House... 71 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:18,132 don't want anyone to know What does the "G" mean? 72 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,803 - And what does that mean? - Gordon. 73 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:27,017 The White House doesn't want them to find out that his name is Gordon Gordon Liddy? 74 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:29,478 Yeah, it doesn't sound right. Maybe it's Gus. 75 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,104 Are you asking or stating? 76 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:33,940 - George, Gary... - Are you kicking now? 77 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,066 Gerry with G... 78 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,693 Do you want to know? This is a waste of time. 79 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:37,903 - I'm leaving. - Wait. 80 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,488 - Hey, Woodward. - What? 81 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,241 - You owe me the parking. - I shouldn't. 82 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:45,284 I gave a lot of information. 83 00:04:45,409 --> 00:04:46,661 Just useless information. 84 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,372 Here are some things you should know. 85 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:51,082 I'm listening. 86 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:54,628 There's a guy in town who is called Doctor of Grass, 87 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:57,881 - but he's not a doctor. - He's a gardener. 88 00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:01,676 People think that he is a doctor, but he is not. 89 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:05,055 He thought he was a doctor and was Angry when you found out it wasn't? 90 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,432 He charges $400 per visit. 91 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,519 - How big is your lawn? - I can't tell you. 92 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,187 Why did you bring me here? 93 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:15,732 - I heard you had information. - Put the pieces together. 94 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,943 Do you know how they connect? 95 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,611 Follow the money. 96 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:20,987 "Follow the money?" 97 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:24,407 What money? I don't understand anything. 98 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:25,617 Where is Bernstein? 99 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,495 He's a little smarter that you, without meaning to offend. 100 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:32,791 This is ridiculous. Give me something useful, anything involving the White House. 101 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,168 Okay, but this is very confidential. 102 00:05:35,293 --> 00:05:36,461 Of course. 103 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:41,091 There is a rumor that Pat Nixon was caught stealing 104 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:43,093 a department store. 105 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,929 Found a shoe in her bag. 106 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,348 A single shoe. Think about it. 107 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,808 I'm thinking. A shoe. 108 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:52,143 Did she lose a shoe? 109 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,395 She stole a shoe. 110 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,605 Why would I steal? She can't use just one. 111 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:59,192 Exactly. Are you ready for this one? 112 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:00,569 No, I don't think so. 113 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,113 Gerald Ford went to ask for candy with the grandchildren on Halloween. 114 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:06,658 When he was not recognized, he sent children return the sweets. 115 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:07,826 What? 116 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:11,162 - His grandchildren don't talk to him anymore. - What are you talking about? 117 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,582 I don't care! I don't care about Halloween, 118 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,001 I don't care about pony, of apparatus, of cases! 119 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,712 I don't want to know any of that. This is a waste of time. 120 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:21,006 Is there something that I can use? 121 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,925 Charles Colson wore flip-flops to a meeting at the White House. 122 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,928 Nixon didn't call, but Halderman made a scandal. 123 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,388 Okay, we're done. 124 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,307 I have to go too. 125 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:34,311 I'm using a public dryer, 126 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:37,689 and I'm scared of someone having taken my things out of there. 127 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,150 - Right. Good luck with that. - So... 128 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:41,943 It was worth it all. I thank you. 129 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,863 There are coins if I need them turn the dryer back on? 130 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,698 Hey, you don't look good. 131 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,575 Can you get back home? Do you have a ride? 132 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,368 I came by bus. 133 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,455 Did you come by bus? But he asked me to pay for parking. 134 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,123 Were you trying to rob me? 135 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,877 - That's for you to discover. - What the hell! 136 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,422 Screw it! Don't call me anymore! I'm tired! 137 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,800 - Ask Bernstein to call me. - Don't call Bernstein. 138 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,344 Leave me alone! 139 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,721 My God! 140 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,349 Crazy guy. 141 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,524 ADAPTATION | REVIEW | SYNCHRONY: EMAIL | loschulosteam@gmail.com 142 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,403 On July 15, 1903, 143 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:28,573 Henry Ford received the first order of the Model A, 144 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:32,786 an automobile made by Ford Motor Company in Detroit, Michigan. 145 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:35,914 By the end of the year, the factory had already produced a thousand cars 146 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:38,750 and the automobile revolution had begun. 147 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:42,003 Ford was not just an inventor and industrialist. 148 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:45,173 It was also a fanatical anti-Semite. 149 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,133 He owned from the Dearborn Independent, 150 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:50,804 used to publish articles as "The International Jew". 151 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,180 THE WORLD'S PROBLEM 152 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,473 What a figure. 153 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,185 Soon there would be cars on all US roads. 154 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,062 Ford was on top of the world. 155 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,690 But as they say in the shtetl, 156 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:06,903 fate has a funny way to give you a good kick in the tuchus. 157 00:08:10,573 --> 00:08:11,574 Yes? 158 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:15,245 Mr. Ford, the civic leaders from Detroit are here. 159 00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,997 - Send in, young Clifton. - Right. 160 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:20,917 Gentlemen, allow let Mr. Ford take them for a ride. 161 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,502 ...business and he... 162 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:25,213 Gentlemen, the... 163 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:36,224 - Commander Mahoney. - Pleasure. 164 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,018 - Mr. Hudson. -Henry. 165 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:39,811 Who are you? 166 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,856 I'm the rabbi Shmuel Ben-Yanklovitz. 167 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:45,316 Newly elected to the City Council. 168 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,611 My congratulations. 169 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:53,950 What a pleasure to be part of of such a historic occasion. 170 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:57,203 I have goosebumps. Goosebumps. What is that called? 171 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,622 We are calling that's a car. 172 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,083 - Car. - Extraordinary. 173 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,044 - It's Model A. - Can we see? 174 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,963 Of course, just don't touch, but you can look. 175 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:08,423 Truly magnificent. 176 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:12,218 Oh, Mr. Ford... Mr. Ford, you did... 177 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:15,513 - This is an incredible achievement. - Very impressive. 178 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,600 - Beautiful. - Goes from zero to seven in one minute, 179 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:23,229 and take advantage of the power of up to two horses. 180 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:27,067 What a magnificent achievement, Mr. Ford. 181 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,401 Thank you very much. 182 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,195 There in Krakow, 183 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:31,946 There's a Jaime Fordberg. 184 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,408 Any relatives? Switched from Fordberg to Ford? 185 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,537 - Did it shorten? - I didn't shorten my name. 186 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,873 - I think it's shortened. - There is no Fordberg. 187 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,708 - Did it shorten? - No, sir. 188 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:46,461 Well... then, shall we? 189 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,670 For sure. 190 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:48,922 Yes. 191 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:53,968 Unfortunately, it only sleeps two passengers besides me, so... 192 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,222 But I see four seats. 193 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,141 But there is a weight limit. 194 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:01,935 A weight limit. 195 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,104 - A weight limit, yes. - Interesting. 196 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,313 What can you do? 197 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,691 - There is a weight limit. - What can be done? 198 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:11,861 So, someone will be left out. 199 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,948 Yes. We have to choose someone to... 200 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,867 But how are we decide which two? 201 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,327 I'll tell you how. 202 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,746 Let's do it the fair way, honest and American. 203 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,791 I'm thinking of a number between zero and ten. 204 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:27,877 Whoever comes closest, walks, and whoever doesn't arrive, leaves. 205 00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,130 - Seems fair to me. - Very fair. 206 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,506 - It's very fair. - Thanks. 207 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,967 Mr. Hudson, why don't you start? 208 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,928 - Five. - Excellent. Commander? 209 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,347 I have three children. Lucky number three for me. 210 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,183 Excellent. And you... rabbi? 211 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:45,270 I've already caught seven sometimes because he is Jewish. 212 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,980 So, I'm going to say seven! 213 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,440 I am really sorry. The number was four. 214 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,902 If I had just caught four times, would be in the car 215 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,279 instead of leaving. 216 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,865 - I am really sorry. - How could I make a mistake? 217 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,533 I want to thank you for coming. 218 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,160 - Oh yes. - Yes. 219 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,245 Very unlucky for me, right? 220 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,788 - �. - Commander Mahoney. 221 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,960 Gentlemen, sorry, We have a police emergency. 222 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,837 - No. - Thank you for your time. 223 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:13,047 - No, no! Come back! - I am really sorry. 224 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:21,264 It seems like there's just the two of us left, Mr. Ford. 225 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,141 Mr. Ford. 226 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,351 Alright, come in. 227 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,230 What is this? 228 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,733 Look at this! 229 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,151 Calm down, please. 230 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,485 Hello! 231 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,780 Don't talk to them. They have already passed. 232 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:39,782 - This is incredible. - Thanks. 233 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,411 This is really incredible. I've never seen an intelligent gentile. 234 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,455 How did you get smart? As? 235 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,915 - Good genes. - What is this here? 236 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,001 - My glove box. - Glove box. 237 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,046 It has a compartment for gloves, candies... 238 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,131 and perhaps a sustika? 239 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:59,219 The swastika is an ancient symbol strong Indian and nothing more, sir. 240 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,888 I think you There's a swistica! 241 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,891 - I don't have a systitch! - He has a sustika! 242 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,227 Oh, Haimy! 243 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,563 - Shmuel! - Moishe, Feivel! 244 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,649 - Stop the car! - I won't stop for them. 245 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,067 - Come on. - Stay away. 246 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,735 - Stay away. - Come on. 247 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,787 Someone help Mr. Ford! 248 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,497 He crashed his machine. 249 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,874 - Oh, no. - Henry Ford is hurt. 250 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,297 Mr. Ford? 251 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,052 I thought we were going to lose you. 252 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:42,720 What happened? 253 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,514 His horseless carriage crashed, 254 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:48,142 you were thrown against a shop window and suffered several cuts. 255 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,144 He lost a lot of blood. 256 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,230 We thought we weren't manage to save him. 257 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:56,693 Fortunately, we found a donor with the same blood type. 258 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,279 His blood is running through your veins. 259 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,490 And who is this holy man? 260 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,501 It was a mitzvah. 261 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,629 No! 262 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,381 My blood brother! 263 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,342 No! How could this happen? 264 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:23,303 And why is it so windy? 265 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:24,679 It's a little cold. 266 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,223 - It's a little cold. - A little cold. 267 00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,267 And I need to eat. 268 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,436 I need a snack or I will waste away. 269 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,980 - We are wasting away. - Yes, we are wasting away! 270 00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,690 Nurse, bring toast... 271 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,568 Toasts? I want a bagel with cream cheese. 272 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,194 Maybe a herring with schmaltz? 273 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,531 �, a herring with schmaltz, but not too salty. 274 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,783 Why am I talking like this? 275 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,799 FOR PRESIDENT OF PENNSYLVANIA JAMES BUCHANAN 276 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:06,220 In 1857, James Buchanan became the nation's fifteenth president. 277 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:10,683 He was and continues to be the only president who never married. 278 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,185 When he took office, 279 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:16,981 found itself in the middle of a growing crisis between northern and southern states. 280 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,901 The question, of course, it was slavery. 281 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,946 Buchanan refused to take a firm position on either side, 282 00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:26,699 and historians blame your passivity 283 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,577 as one of the main factors which led to civil war. 284 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,330 But it's not that he was indecisive. 285 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:36,459 He was, let's say... distracted. 286 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:39,295 Even with fate of the union at stake, 287 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,215 there were others unions in his head. 288 00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:46,928 There they are. 289 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,138 Look how beautiful. 290 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,058 How beautiful. Look. 291 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:54,519 Great work, Appleton. It's fantastic. 292 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,521 I don't believe that all these women came. 293 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,147 It's unbelievable. 294 00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,441 - Thank you, sir. - Amazing. 295 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,027 I just have one question. What time will dinner be? 296 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,446 No, there is no dinner. 297 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,740 - Just canapes. - Just canapes? 298 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,450 �, I got the idea from Henry Clay. 299 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,994 He hated being trapped next to someone at a table, 300 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,747 so he invented this thing of canapes circulating. 301 00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,959 The waiter walks with the tray and people eat standing up. 302 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,838 Sir, it's dinner time. The people They'll be upset if they don't have it. 303 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,674 No, they will love it because no one gets stuck at the table 304 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,218 on someone's side with those who don't want to talk. 305 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,429 Mr. President, I have an important question... 306 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,889 Wait there. 307 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:35,226 Take your time, Appleton. 308 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:39,188 Maybe she wants to exchange a few words with the fifteenth president. 309 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,233 Mr. President, I'm sorry... 310 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,444 I don't understand. Where's dinner? 311 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,447 Greetings, Mr. President. 312 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,782 - Mr. President. - Goodnight. 313 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,868 - Goodnight. - Good evening, Mr. President. 314 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,871 Where is she? What happened? 315 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,748 As we talked, Jefferson Davis is here today. 316 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,040 Yes yes. 317 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:00,835 The talk of secession It's getting hot. 318 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,254 It would be great if you talked to him. 319 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,047 - Yes. - Remember this, please. 320 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,299 It's important. 321 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:15,099 Don't forget to talk with Jefferson Davis. 322 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,854 - Goodnight. - Mr. President. 323 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,232 You know what I love in the suspenders? To place. 324 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,569 First, they hang down here. 325 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,987 Then you do it like this. 326 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:32,492 One arm goes in, the other goes in. Then they accompany the shoulders. 327 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,618 - Yes. - It's fun. 328 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,870 And then you spends the whole day like this. 329 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,705 - Very good. �. - How are you? 330 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,207 - All good? - Mr. President. 331 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,500 - Hello. - Hello. 332 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,460 See? It's the suspender. 333 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,296 - Beautiful green dress. - Thanks. 334 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:46,422 - �. - Thanks. 335 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,174 What else is green? 336 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,177 Gram. Grass is green. Dollar. 337 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,763 Are we just going to talk about green things? 338 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:54,972 Pickles are green. 339 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,349 Yeah. 340 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,559 There must be more. It has to be. 341 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,187 I think there's more, but it's great. 342 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,814 Have you ever eaten persimmon? 343 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,733 - No. - Interesting fruit. 344 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,818 It looks like she was baptized in honor of someone. 345 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,320 I met a guy called Caqui, do you know? 346 00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:13,115 - Oh, it's done. I'm going to the bar. - Jack Persimmon. 347 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:16,536 Maybe there was a man called Edgar Caqui. 348 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,413 Steven Caqui. 349 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:31,634 Well, What a beautiful young lady like you 350 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,970 does it alone at a party like this? 351 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,763 - I'm working. - Thanks. 352 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,807 I'm James Buchanan, 353 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,310 president of the United States. 354 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,436 Canapes? 355 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:46,482 What is your favorite lump? 356 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,192 - Caro�o? - Fruit core. 357 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,778 - Mine is cherry. - Wonder. 358 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,489 It's fun to spit after chewing the cherry. 359 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,204 And the seeds? What do you think of the seeds? 360 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,415 I have no opinion on seeds. 361 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,585 Watermelon seeds. They are very slippery. 362 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,628 I have a trick to catch. 363 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,214 I do it like this with my hand like killing a fly. 364 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,633 They stick to the palm. Then, I eat. 365 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,012 I don't think it is good to swallow the seeds. 366 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,680 That's an old legend. 367 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,807 Speaking of old, 368 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,393 I wouldn't mind doing of you an old wife. 369 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,313 - How is it? - Didn't it stick? 370 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,481 I need to get back to work. 371 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,109 Is it really? Is it really? 372 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,201 You know, I don't have a first lady, 373 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,747 but you are the first lady I saw today. 374 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:44,582 We already know each other. 375 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,001 Oh, yeah. 376 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,338 �. The green, green, green, green. 377 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,423 - �. - Right. The kiwi. 378 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,300 - Round and green. - Excuse me. 379 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:57,261 It is a two-sided fruit. It's a... 380 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,349 Hello. 381 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,809 Do you know what this is like in Morse code? 382 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,479 Dot, dot, dot, dot. Point. 383 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:09,690 Dash, dash. Dash, dash, dash, dash. 384 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,820 - Dot, dot, dot. - Me again. 385 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:19,116 Dash, dash. Dash, dash, dash, dash. 386 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,707 - Hello. - Hello, Mr. President. 387 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,210 Have you ever eaten mango? 388 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,628 It's delicious. 389 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,130 Very juicy. You need a towel to eat. 390 00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,633 - It runs all over your face. - Fascinating. 391 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,135 And it has a big lump. Do you like big lumps? 392 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,807 She doesn't like you. 393 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:44,809 I stepped on her foot. 394 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,687 It was an accident. Even though it was her fault. 395 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,563 I think she has paralysis. 396 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,898 What? 397 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,274 She has what? 398 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:55,152 She has paralysis. 399 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,988 He has no control over his movements. I don't even know how he can walk. 400 00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,490 Really? She looks normal. 401 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:01,575 Anyway, what color is that dress? 402 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,244 - From rust. - Rust? 403 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,621 I don't remember anything rust. 404 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,457 Great. I'll look for something to eat. 405 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,086 Pitomba! 406 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,339 I don't understand. 407 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,425 I get dumped one after another. 408 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,468 I was talking about fruits, mango, papaya. 409 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,220 I talked about pits and seeds... 410 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,097 - Were you talking about lumps? - Dear ones. 411 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,434 Big lumps, small lumps. Peach pit, plum. 412 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,228 I find this very interesting. Apparently, they don't. 413 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,982 - They don't have that curiosity. - They don't have that curiosity! 414 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,525 It drives me crazy. 415 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,111 Try to bring up something that is not fruit. 416 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,530 I tried. I asked one who was her dentist. 417 00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,700 She had horrible teeth. He was a stupid question. She was embarrassed. 418 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,286 I should never have asked. But I need a dentist. 419 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,080 Lord, it would be a good time to talk to Jefferson Davis? 420 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:50,624 That's what it was for that I entered politics. 421 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,834 To meet women. 422 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,295 Lord, we need you to preserve the Union. 423 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,298 Talk to the south It is of utmost importance. 424 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,674 Of utmost importance? 425 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,801 - Yes, that's it. That's it. - Thanks. 426 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,054 That's great. I had an idea. It's seeing the woman in the red dress? 427 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,806 She's tearing me apart. 428 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,183 See how I'll impress you. 429 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,436 I'll talk to her. Then you arrive and say: 430 00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,563 "Sir, need to sign a document. 431 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,441 The fate of the Union is at stake." 432 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,610 - But it is. - Say that again. 433 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,528 The fate of the Union is at stake. 434 00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:20,905 - Perfect. - But... 435 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,743 - Mr. President. - Hello. 436 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:26,911 Hello. 437 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:30,456 You know, I have a sixth sense. 438 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,082 I'm a bit of a mentalist. 439 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:36,170 I can guess a person's name without knowing anything about her. 440 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,838 - Really? - Think about your name. 441 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,840 Imagine it screaming in your head. 442 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,176 - Are you screaming? - I'm screaming. 443 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,637 It's good. Capturing... 444 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,263 Open your eyes. 445 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:47,765 Janet. 446 00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,726 - No, it's not Janet. - Gertrude? 447 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,604 No. Not even close, honestly. 448 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,231 -Corinne? - Closer. 449 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,482 But I don't... 450 00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:57,983 - Clarissa. - No. 451 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,694 - I don't think I have the gift for that. - Mr. President. 452 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,947 I have a document very important to sign. 453 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,574 The fate of the Union is at stake. 454 00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,410 Now? I'm talking with this beautiful woman, Treiman. 455 00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:11,121 - My name is not Treiman. - It's a pleasure, Miss. Treiman. 456 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,333 That's not my name. That name doesn't even exist. That... 457 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,751 What is this about? 458 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,797 Well, let's go in at war with Italy. 459 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,549 But why? 460 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:22,675 Question of tomatoes. 461 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,343 They are stocking up on tomatoes. 462 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:28,347 - It's not a problem, Miss. Treiman. - My name is not Treiman. 463 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,599 Don't you know, Appleton, what is happening. 464 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,768 But let's go to war because of tomatoes? 465 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:33,936 And peppers. 466 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:38,148 - What's the problem with peppers? - They are also stocking up. 467 00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,693 - Do we really need this? - We need. 468 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,653 And tomato is not a vegetable. 469 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,572 - It's a fruit. - So what? 470 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,824 And they are red. What else is red? 471 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:49,952 Please don't make us come in at war over tomatoes. 472 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,788 - It's not that serious, Miss. Treiman. - It's not Treiman! 473 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,916 Okay, that was great. 474 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,042 But next time, 475 00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:00,838 we find out the name first, Then I arrive and guess. 476 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,256 She's going to go crazy. 477 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:05,718 Lord, I need to insist Let him talk to Jefferson Davis. 478 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:08,012 Okay, I'll talk. Let's go. 479 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,264 Keep going with these trays. 480 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,807 - I don't understand. - Canapes. 481 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:13,851 If you'll give us permission. 482 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:15,311 Mr. President. 483 00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:19,690 Senator Davis, I have some thoughts about Kansas. 484 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:22,735 I think they can please everyone. 485 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:26,447 They are serving canapes since we arrived. 486 00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:29,283 - Where's dinner? - There's no dinner. 487 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,868 No dinner? 488 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,119 Are you serious? 489 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:34,788 This is called flying service. 490 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:35,915 Like this... 491 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,418 These little trays are absurd. 492 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,921 I stepped on her foot before. I think she has a problem. 493 00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,548 I don't care that you stepped on her foot. 494 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,091 I'm starving. 495 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:49,303 I ate a sandwich the size of a baby's bite. 496 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,056 I ate cookies with crap on top. 497 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,892 I'm pretty sure I ate Pork penis wrapped in bacon. 498 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,644 This is new, okay? 499 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,312 It's called steering service. 500 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:01,231 They pass with the tray and you eat standing up. 501 00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,567 No, canapes are not dinner. 502 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:07,571 It's the entrance to dinner. But it doesn't replace dinner. 503 00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,073 If you eat enough, replace it. 504 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,033 - If I eat enough? - Replaces. 505 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,826 I like to eat salad for dinner. 506 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,037 - Will there be a salad? - It doesn't work here. 507 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,581 I would have to eat with a fork standing upright. It wouldn't work. 508 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,334 At least there will be some piece of bread and butter? 509 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,669 I like bread with butter 510 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,004 like everyone, especially when the bread is warm. 511 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,507 - Of course it's hot. - The butter melts. 512 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,551 You spread the butter, it melts deliciously into the bread. 513 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:33,222 - My God. It's orgasmic. - Where's that bread and butter? 514 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,849 - It doesn't work here. - It doesn't work. 515 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,935 Maybe it's not exactly a meal. 516 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,354 I recognize. But it has its advantages. 517 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,107 If it's dinner, everyone curls up at the table. 518 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,567 They take too long. We don't like that. 519 00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,403 Maybe not in the north. 520 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:51,824 In the south, We love to prolong the meal. 521 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:53,075 It's part of the process. 522 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,745 In the north, We don't like this long ending. 523 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,455 We want to eat and leave, 524 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,209 put on your pajamas, pick up a good book and relax. 525 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,587 We don't want to sit at a table with small talk all the time... 526 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,131 It's like a family. 527 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,049 They are the last who I want to talk to. 528 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:12,302 These are the people I want close to. Cousins ​​and second cousins. 529 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:13,929 I don't want to connect. 530 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,015 I want to finish dessert and leave. 531 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,391 I'll say something else. 532 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,810 I can't imagine living in a country 533 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:24,273 where half the population does not prolong the meal. 534 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:27,693 And I can't imagine living in a meal-extending country. 535 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:31,113 Southern states will reunite in three days. 536 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,990 - Goodnight. - Oh, yeah. 537 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:34,616 Go. "We're going to split up." 538 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:36,201 We will separate. 539 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,245 - Then separate. - It's quite possible. 540 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,747 - How scary! - It's really good. 541 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:40,873 Get away from me! 542 00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:44,168 Oh, yeah. This is a meal! To have lunch! 543 00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:47,504 Don't tell me this is dinner when it clearly isn't! 544 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:48,881 That's dinner! 545 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,674 This is a joke! 546 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,551 How rude! 547 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,846 Three days later, eleven states separated from the Union. 548 00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:14,281 At the end of the 19th century and beginning of the 20th century, 549 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:18,035 polio was one of the diseases most feared in the world, 550 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,955 with outbreaks that killed thousands of people and left others paralyzed, 551 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,459 including the president Franklin D. Roosevelt. 552 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,419 But in the early 1950s, 553 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:32,049 the American doctor Jonas Salk created The first effective vaccine against polio. 554 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,843 It was revolutionary. 555 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:38,764 In the following years, Dr. Albert Sabin created an oral vaccine, 556 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:41,266 cheaper to produce and easier to administer. 557 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:46,188 And in 1979, polio has been eliminated from the US 558 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:48,482 thanks to mass vaccination. 559 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,192 I will repeat this: 560 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:53,737 Thanks to mass vaccination. 561 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,489 Because of his pioneering work, 562 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,117 Jonas Salk saved countless lives around the world 563 00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:00,410 and left his mother very proud of him. 564 00:27:00,911 --> 00:27:03,497 Very, very proud. 565 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:07,334 Queens, New York 566 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,339 Hello, Evelyn. 567 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,008 Good afternoon, Dora. How are you? 568 00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:17,261 Very well, very well. 569 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:20,931 Evelyn, I don't know if I already mentioned... 570 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,142 - Here it comes. - ...that my son Jonas 571 00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:26,687 will testify in Congress next week. 572 00:27:26,812 --> 00:27:29,439 Yes, you've already mentioned it several times. 573 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:32,442 And you know why he Will you testify in Congress? 574 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:33,569 Yes. 575 00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:36,446 Because he discovered the cure for polio. 576 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:37,656 Yes, Dora. 577 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,616 My Jonas discovered the cure for polio. 578 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,952 - Found out. - He's brilliant. 579 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:44,621 - It's true. - Jonas! Jonas! 580 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:47,916 Come down here and tell Evelyn How did you discover the cure for polio? 581 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,335 I don't have time now, mom. I'm very busy. 582 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,546 - I have a lot of work. - Of course. 583 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:53,839 Hi, Evelyn, how are you? 584 00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:56,425 - Jonas, it's a pleasure to see you. - It's my pleasure. 585 00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,343 - It's great. - Thank you, Jonas. 586 00:27:58,468 --> 00:27:59,845 Now, I need to work. 587 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,638 - I understand. - I'm sorry. Thanks. 588 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:02,764 Good job! 589 00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:06,143 Work to cure cancer. It's killing people. 590 00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:08,937 He will do it. The cure for cancer. 591 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,564 - Perhaps. - Maybe cancer. 592 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:11,940 Do you want to know? 593 00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:13,901 I knew since he was little. 594 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,944 - You knew? - That he had an important destiny. 595 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,779 We gave him a chemistry kit. 596 00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:20,574 And, of course, he caused a fire. 597 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,576 Daniel never forgot. 598 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,411 - He was furious. - How funny. 599 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,872 He said, "I don't know What am I going to do with this boy?" 600 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:29,541 - Of course. - And I said: "Daniel, wait. 601 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:33,003 One day this boy will make you very proud." 602 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,880 A mother knows things. 603 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:37,507 And if they don't give the Nobel for him this year, 604 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:40,177 I'm going to Sweden wring their necks. 605 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:44,181 - Are you really going? - Until they suffocate to death. 606 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,307 I will kill everyone! 607 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:48,352 Calm down, Dora. Seriously, leave it alone. 608 00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:51,939 Did you know Jonas didn't win? no penny with this vaccine? 609 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:55,317 He didn't patent anything. He just wants to serve humanity. 610 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,693 He's a great guy. 611 00:28:56,818 --> 00:28:58,737 I asked myself Why do you still live here? 612 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:01,448 - but now I understand. - We have wonderful children. 613 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,283 - It's a blessing. - �. 614 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,785 - Yes I know. - It's a blessing. 615 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:08,413 - How is Timothy? - Thanks for asking, Dora. 616 00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,666 - You're welcome. - I know it wasn't easy. 617 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,918 He's doing well. 618 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:15,545 - Are you at the suit and tie store? - At Robert Hall. 619 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:17,130 You just got promoted. 620 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:22,010 Now he is the youngest manager of the company's history. 621 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:26,014 - How is it? - The youngest manager 622 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:28,600 of the company's history! 623 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:32,187 - Oh! Hey, Jonas! Jonas! - Yes, mom. 624 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,065 Timothy manager at Robert Hall. 625 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:38,277 - I can get you a suit. - It's a great idea. 626 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:39,403 Isn't it? 627 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,781 And, Jonas, he is the coolest manager young man in the company's history! 628 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:46,034 - What? - The youngest manager 629 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,995 of the company's history! 630 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,454 This is wonderful. Very good. 631 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:51,832 Let him get a suit for Congress, Jonas. 632 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,792 I already have suits, Mom. I have several. 633 00:29:53,917 --> 00:29:56,336 Jonas, how many times Are you going to Congress? 634 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:59,006 I don't need a suit, but thank you. It was kind, Mom. 635 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:02,134 - It's from Robert Hall. - And they have a tailor there. 636 00:30:02,259 --> 00:30:04,052 I'll think. Can I think? 637 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:06,513 You won't think about anything. You won't think. 638 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,850 - I'll think about it. - No, it won't. I know you. 639 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,143 - My God. - You won't... 640 00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:13,478 He's busy. They don't like to listen to their mothers. 641 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:17,482 He doesn't care about clothes. He only cares about humanity. 642 00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:20,485 - Right. - He's healing the world, my boy. 643 00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:22,571 My Jonas. Jonas! 644 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:24,448 Yes, mom? 645 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:27,826 - He's healing the world. - I'm doing my best, mom. 646 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:30,203 You left here, from me. 647 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:31,705 - I made you. - It's good. 648 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,042 It's going wonderfully. 649 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,961 He is a love, a sweet boy, Dora. 650 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,463 And your Timothy too. 651 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:41,923 Why do they Did they never become friends? 652 00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:44,634 - Well, Timothy was a sportsman. - Sportsman? 653 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,846 I was going to be a pitcher for the Yankees, 654 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:50,432 but decided he wanted a simpler life. 655 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:53,894 - He wants to work at Robert Hall. - That. 656 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:57,898 He still dates that robust girl 657 00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:01,026 with a weasel face? I saw her weeks ago in front of the house. 658 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,111 She's a lovely girl, Dora. 659 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,905 - Very sweet. - Great. 660 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:10,744 And, you know, I read that Albert Sabin is launching an oral polio vaccine. 661 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:15,624 I spit on Sabin. Never again mention that name to me. 662 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:17,167 Oral vaccine. 663 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:20,003 That boy up there was in the laboratory 664 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:23,340 until 2am, everyone days, seven days a week. 665 00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:24,966 This Sabin is a fraud! 666 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,426 - A charlatan. - It's fine. 667 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:29,763 If you mention his name again, It will be the end of you. 668 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:30,931 Your end, Evelyn! 669 00:31:31,056 --> 00:31:33,517 There may be more than one! 670 00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:36,061 No! There is only one and it is him! 671 00:31:36,186 --> 00:31:37,854 He's the only one! 672 00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:39,981 This vaccine will kill people. 673 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:42,359 It will cause a heart attack. 674 00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:45,112 Ah, die quickly, Bobby. What you die a miserable death. 675 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,572 I heard it does the balls shrink. 676 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:49,741 Please spare me. 677 00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:51,701 You don't understand anything about science. 678 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:53,662 - I understand more than you. - He's not a doctor. 679 00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:56,873 If it were up to me, none child would take this vaccine. 680 00:31:56,998 --> 00:31:59,167 This goes for measles too. 681 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:01,128 - Oh, if it were up to you? - Yes! 682 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:05,799 God save us from some idiot put you in charge. 683 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,927 It's going to be a dark day for humanity, I imagine. 684 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:11,888 Mom, mom, relax. You don't need to talk to him. 685 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:14,474 He doesn't know... He doesn't know What are you talking about, Bobby. 686 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,269 You are crazy with these vaccines. 687 00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,354 Yes, you're right. We're crazy, Bobby. 688 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,481 - Completely crazy. - We really are. 689 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:24,109 Thanks to you, everyone has to get vaccinated. 690 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:26,945 - Just like Nazi Germany, Adolf! - Adolf? 691 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,322 - How is it? - How dare you call my son Adolf? 692 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,699 - Adolf! - Nazi Germany? 693 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:33,118 How dare you compare my son Is that monster? 694 00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:35,078 - Jonas is saving lives, Bobby. - Hello. 695 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,080 Instead of losing time with vaccines... 696 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,916 Excuse me. Is this 437B 69th Street? 697 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:42,794 This is 439. I think that you want the house next door. 698 00:32:42,919 --> 00:32:46,381 ...the flower usually causes gender confusion. 699 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:50,010 I'm too smart to drink unpasteurized milk every day. 700 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:52,512 Drink milk straight from the cow. Straight from the tit. 701 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:55,515 - Everyone knows that. - Does everyone know this? 702 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,810 And another thing, Spanish flu? It's a biological weapon, 703 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:03,064 but done so as not to reach Ashkenazi Jews or Chinese. 704 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,734 And the government doesn't want let you know this. 705 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:08,153 - Yes, it's him. - I ripped off a whale's head 706 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:09,279 with the chainsaw. 707 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:13,241 But I put my head against my wall, so I made good use of it. 708 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,784 - Hey, what are you doing? - Let's go. 709 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:16,536 - Admit him! - What are you doing? 710 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:18,455 He has worms in his brain. 711 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,832 And a dead bear in the trunk! 712 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:23,001 I'm going to eat that bear! 713 00:33:23,126 --> 00:33:25,462 - He's sick! - I'm going to eat that bear! 714 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:26,671 Let's go. 715 00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:29,591 When they're done with him, they can come back for it. 716 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:31,885 This Jonas is very funny. 717 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,262 Funnier than those comedians. 718 00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:36,723 - What? - Henry Youngman and Milton Berle. 719 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:39,768 He could have been a comedian, but he chose science. 720 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:42,229 Chose science because it's Jonas. 721 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,481 It's Jonas! 722 00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:48,276 My Jonas! 723 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:08,565 Translation: Alysson Navarro